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Ketchup

195 posts that contain Ketchup.
imaginairy: 'i wish she was home so i could say...' or 'maybe if i write this down it will stop pissing me off'
imaginairy (imaginairy)
le, and the coffee table was practically on the chair. Also, there's been a ketchup packet under the end table for like three months. Could you clean up ...
iluvtwincest
I Fuck Joel (iluvtwincest)
liner + My 2 rings + Underwear + Contacts/Glasses + A shirt 5 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS: + Fried Rice + Pop + Ketchup + Grilled Cheese +......
kel_is_sane
kel_is_sane (kel_is_sane)
none really. Fuckit* your date of birth: May 27th 1985* favourite condiment: Does salt count? Ketchup then.* your dirtiest secret: then it wouldn't be a secret, bitchass.* what are......
valerie06
valerie06 (valerie06)
showered: uhhh... Last thing you ate: chewy bar! The Usual... Name: valerie Do you like it?: uh huuh Nicknames: ketchup, robin, val Screen names: sparklegurly7 Birthday: september 29 Sign: libra Location: troy School: kimball high school Crush: ... Natural hair color:dark ...
procreationn
dignity or shame (procreationn)
ketchup and mustard always on top. melts get 1000 island dressing. i'm not digging it. but i'm making money. borf...
yeah_its_becca: i really really really hate ketchup right now
yeah_its_becca (yeah_its_becca)
but back to this thing that has been botherng me. one word. KETCHUP. i really am hating it right now. really really bad. so ...
amanda10229402: PICTURES
amanda10229402 (amanda10229402)
Ewes Just Fluffy!! SIng to Me Ashley I love you!!! LONE STAR I guess Ashley likes Ketchup  ......
beachbabe097: The good times are killing me
KiSS & TeLL (beachbabe097)
nd matt, and some other random people who showed up. that was fun. noodle fights, "ketchup". bahahaha. poor devin. another night i went to see harry potter 3 at squaw ...
shasi: huuhhbbwhat?
emma (shasi)
consequently broken my toe - celebrated my birthday and received loads of odd gifts, including ketchup, a homemade pillow (which absolutely rocks, it's got Elmo on it), and a set of...
scudown: awsomeness
joe (scudown)
more joke on briody we took one of alex's bros condoms and filled it with ketchup we had alex put it in an envelope and he gave it to dimitri in haage...
ihatelwid: Ultimate Complete Home Fitness Machine
ihatelwid (ihatelwid)
or whatever, CMON! the way you treat it, he should've spun this gold for someone else put ketchup all over fast food, asshole what difference does it make your a gem some really special shit and ...
miei_sogni
miei_sogni (miei_sogni)
ketchup 1230 ada cinamon bun 230 meatballs, yogurt, orange 600 pork, avocado 900 wings 1130 protein shake, 5g fish oil, green tea extract......
burtonbabe92: Fun
burtonbabe92 (burtonbabe92)
st one to say dude first had to put cayan peper, sailt, pepper, sugar, and ketchup in there orange cream cooler at olgas and drink it. And of course I ...
melodychild77 (in bestoffreecycle)
Mel (melodychild77)
travel anywhere to receive it. I don't care if you're on your way to Saint Ketchup-Catsup Hospital, the chances that someone is just giving away an mp3 player on our ...
mistresshennej: Stolen from teh Tegan!
Kawaii Akuma (mistresshennej)
isn't.. 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Yum yum yum! Mustard on one side and ketchup on the other :D 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? I hate Christmas music, its repetitive ...
youzen_inori
Riley Asuka (youzen_inori)
LOVE 1. Jrock 2. Anime 3. GAZETTE 4. Video Games 5. Albel 6. Cosplaying 7. Computers 8. Anime Conventions 9. Gundam Seed DESTINY 10. Ketchup People I'm tagging FINALLY, I found the full version of the last Gundam Seed DESTINY ending! I...
democrats_rock
Chris (democrats_rock)
my room this week. canada has a lot of lakes and is different than america. they have ketchup chips, which were pretty scrumptious. they also like "oh henry" candy bars a lot. ...
angrymanjack
angrymanjack (angrymanjack)
out someone stole his MAZDA emblem. God Damn, really. AND ANOTHER THING some butthole squeezed ketchup into my car window and got it all over my seat. Who does that?......
frdm_is_slavery: verbal vomit
Dana? (frdm_is_slavery)
walking on the docks while talking to the seals enter the concession tent to get ketchup everywhere (especially the phones) and learning to breakdance with a group of people. ...
mansfieldmezzo: I hate flying
grey's anatomy addict (mansfieldmezzo)
learned while on my trip to Florida... 1. Sprite tastes best on airplanes. 2. Danish people put ketchup on everything. 3. I love my 15-month-old cousin...when he's not within a 2-mile radius of ...
upsidown: Minibreak
w-w (upsidown)
male counterpart. Street vendors. Earrings. The Strand bookstore. The 5 train. 86th St. Gray's Papaya. (Ketchup on my shirt.) The Met. Matisse. Her......
lollipoppink421: ketchup bandits
lollipoppink421 (lollipoppink421)
lianas telling me right at this very momment that we have to chill with the ketchup game........and i agree of course but its soo sad....... not doing anything tommrow. hopefully chillin ...
heresyoftruth: Dishcloths, and upbringings.
the Newly Nominated Porn Queen! (heresyoftruth)
something my mom really had a surplus of. I do remember experimental spagetti with ketchup sauce, meat loaf that could be used to bludgeon someone to death, and boxed b...
pradababe06: FULL!
pradababe06 (pradababe06)
only clean one around here. And a lil tip for everyone that goes their, their ketchup dont taste normal, its like a deep salty taste, its weird.   Then we......
dinosaursrun
dinosaursrun (dinosaursrun)
to change it soon, it's too fluffy. The last time you needed a bandaid? today. How much ketchup do you put on your food? not much. at......
lets_do_crack: #169
justine elizabeth suitor (lets_do_crack)
and spread. spray that shit all over me till Carl Junior is dead. uh, the ketchup that......
yix2k
yix2k (yix2k)
extraordinary amount of time staring at your chest and you think, well maybe I got ketchup on me? You look down, find out that you're in the clear on that, and...
slightlywacked: "so long and thanks for the fish"
kill puppies for laughs. (slightlywacked)
which writhes its way to the foremost portion of my mind and sticks there like ketchup thrown at a wall. it was a very... spiritual book. which made it, in places, ...
technowhore
Skinlike (technowhore)
(which were totally as lame as they sound, but still a good excuse to eat ketchup). UMM... I feel like I'm at a creative turning point. I made two new music ...
lil_mac_04: mmm...condiments...
lil_mac_04 (lil_mac_04)
you" but really you could give me a tub of peanut butter, cheese wiz, mustard! and ketchup and i coudl eat it by itself! mmmm...condiments and think about it, what would a ...
crazy_asian_man: would be back, except for the back
crazy asian man (crazy_asian_man)
typing this not an easy thang). And so, would be back, except for my back. Will ketchup on friend's ljs soon. Ok,......
_unf0rgettable: I'm bored.
chelsea (_unf0rgettable)
i have the best of times there. i don't mind driving far either. 7: I hate ketchup 8: I work 2 jobs, but secretly i love them. 9: Not one person knows everything ...
cest_chic (in ___gloriousfood)
i believe in happy endings. (cest_chic)
was boiled bacon glazed with honey and mustard, and some chips with a dab of ketchup. one biscuit drank more water than normal but not as much as i should Today: bran flakes and ...
alias003: You might be a blue neck...
alias003 (alias003)
re women. ..You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." ..You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. ..You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on ...
harmoe: Oh My, Oh My, Oh My //TOOTH//. :o
harmoe (harmoe)
KETCHUP.Yus, it fell out yesterday whilst I was playing Monster Rancher 2, I believe. :o AND,...
cargile24: A big day
cargile24 (cargile24)
it for my cousin and his family- they use sour cream like most people use ketchup- so I thought they would like a sour cream cake. Then were going to ...
xillangelx: i realized i was abnormal when
somethingXsacred (xillangelx)
ketchup green tea....with no sugar added soy milk a bananna something tells me no other american eats like this hahaha......
bluemissst: erm... elloo!!!
bluemissst (bluemissst)
bagel with whipped cream cheese. 2) watched Spongebob Squarepants 3) went swimming 4) ate a hot dog with ketchup 5) did this livejournal. interesting, huh?......
yayfanatic
yayfanatic (yayfanatic)
was incharge of making the corn dogs and i was incharge of getting out the ketchup and mustard. mollie and meghan and laurens PARTAY.we played secret agent......
sierra_jade
sierra_jade (sierra_jade)
wrong with people. yes, i want a fucking breakfast sandwich while im sleeping.. please with ketchup. weirdos anyways brittany called and woke me up around 2. then she came , and i wet ...
trashtarper
mr garbage man, scribbler, and scavenger (trashtarper)
hominy i did up in my slow cooker, in an improvised sauce made out of ketchup, hickory smoked garlic and sweet onions, coca-cola, dark brown sugar, teriyaki sauce, cumin, a ...
gutterfl0wer
.xx. Babz .xx. (gutterfl0wer)
peenee out when Pob's angry. Teebl will never find me in the corner licking my ketchup. HEINZ! Doo and Fake are watching Hasslehoff porn in the bath, they do that a ...
tika4toast: Darn you Mary!!!!
Jenny (tika4toast)
ISHIED POST THIS IN YOUR LJ OR YOUR LIFE WILL BE FILLED WITH A THOUSAND KETCHUP PACKETS UNDER YOUR TOILET SEAT. ~'~~'~......
fincherfood
fincherfood (fincherfood)
ketchup 1 protein shake......
better_living
better_living (better_living)
class 30 minutes on elliptical - 2.56 miles, 373 calories Breakfast 1 egg 1/2 whole wheat pita pocket 1 tsp ketchup 3 mini chicken apple sausages......
lauritabonita: in the jungle, the mightly jungle
her name was Laura... (lauritabonita)
don't think I can eat another plate of rice, cheese soup, chicken with special sauce (ketchup, mayo and mustard), pan (bread), chochos, bad nescafe, tortialla española... I do however love ...
foodlikewhoa: Pot Roast With Vegetables and Brown Gravy
foodlikewhoa (foodlikewhoa)
cups beef stock 2 bay leaves 1/2 green bell pepper 1 tablespoon ketchup 3/4 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground ...
pelgar: When will it end?
Pelgar (pelgar)
talking on their cell phones in cars since cellphones were invented People have been getting ketchup on their shirts and losing fries between the seats since about as long! It's not these...
ketch_feat_kos
ketchup ' n ' kosolapov (ketch_feat_kos)
ketchup-- Я ж, кстати, доделал сайт группы) Целый день делал, потом ещё день ушёл на поиски хоста...
gnarwhal
KEEPER OF THE SHEEP THAT GOES FORTH IN RABBIT FORM (gnarwhal)
means i've had 3 years of changing terry cloth covered in various types of shite. 4. Ketchup 5. Reliance on television for entertainment (not my own reliance, that of other people) 6. LJ...it ...
jfrag: today's horoscope
jfrag (jfrag)
ketchup was sold as a medicine. Physicians prescribed "Dr. Miles Compound Extract of Tomato" ...
chawlsworld: Newest Pet Peeves and Dislikes
chawlsworld (chawlsworld)
a long time and when they finally come they ask "you ready?" -Ducks and Pigeons -Double chins -Green ketchup -Bright colored Hummers -Any children besides the 6 I am use to -Pot Holes -People telling me that ...
stupid_german: LIZZIE!!!
stupid_german (stupid_german)
de me cry. my dad ordered too many fries today... but he took mayo instead of ketchup... weird cuz neither lizzie nor my sis eat mayo and they both didnt eat ...
xnothing2tellx
xnothing2tellx (xnothing2tellx)
to put toco sauce my drink. then everyone started adding tarter sauce and ketchup and all this crap, and mo drank it! then we went back to my...
blaihipp: love this shit
Baines (blaihipp)
an assembly until i take off my shoe, it's cold in here, i have a ketchup collection in my car, i......
rameog
RameoG (rameog)
ketchup/mayo, a wet towel, or it could even be a gun's trigger. but the question is...
thebellymustdie: July 28
thebellymustdie (thebellymustdie)
sticks caramel pocky, 1 Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Dinner - 2 sm. Deerburgers w/buns, cheese and ketchup. 1/4 c. corn. 1/2 c. watermelon for dessert.......
che_loves_jason: I stole this from Carolyn
che_loves_jason (che_loves_jason)
plain black 4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? twister or pretty pretty princess 5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? ketchup 6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?...
isfullofcrap: Ballgame
Laurence Simon (isfullofcrap)
cheese, topped that with onions and relish. Oh, and mustard. From packets. Because the mustard and ketchup dispensers on the upper-deck concourse were all not filled or functional. Way to go, Aramark! I ...
vedetta: testing, testing, 123
vedetta (vedetta)
conversationally, helping himself to some of Rusty’s fries. Rusty flushed the colour of the ketchup – Linus didn’t know that people could turn that colour, and he certainly didn’t kn...
wither2nothing
wither2nothing (wither2nothing)
does wonders, seriously, I hear it makes you go like a champ. I'll stick it ketchup, thank you. All hot sauce is is a spicier more liquidy grosser ketchup. ...
l0serface1289: "ohmygod! you're so gorgeous!"
l0serface1289 (l0serface1289)
better time "pickle races!" "um, isn't it more like pickle adventure? cuz see, there's only one" haha ketchup.. HAHAHAHHA then when everyone left, sinead and i, although people were gone by 6:15, stayed aroun...
nodled: Insomnia
Deldon (nodled)
the History Channel I should get an honorary History Degree I'm Lonely I like Mustard more then Ketchup I like having Friends I am Destined for Greatness I need a new belt I need a girlfriend My ...
paradiseisntfar
paradiseisntfar (paradiseisntfar)
French fries (Medium, 1/2 serving): 175 Mcdonalds Fruit & Yogurt Parfait (without Granola, 4oz): 104 Ketchup(2 tbsp): 30 Mcdonalds Fish Filet (without tarter sauce, 1/2 serving): 155 Diet coke (24 floz):...
extremedancer14
*♥*_Michelle_*♥* (extremedancer14)
glasses/contacts: glasses * braces: none * fat/skinny/normal: normal* tall/short: short * do you like ketchup: yes* do you like mustard: yes* do you like mayonnaise: yes * do you like...
fyre_falcyn: "She made fresh bao??"
fyre_falcyn (fyre_falcyn)
garlic, minced 1/2 teaspoon five-spice powder 5 teaspoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon sugar 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce 2 tablespoons ketchup 2 teaspoons bean sauce 2-3 drops red food coloring 1 tablespoon honey Cut pork into pieces about 2 x 5-inch....
___toolsheds
Stephanie face (___toolsheds)
ketchup? sam butt sex'd austin?......
ecroule_du_rire: fun stuff...
ecroule_du_rire (ecroule_du_rire)
I had hot dog with mustard and the next bite I had hot dog with ketchup. kinda weird the people there were totally nice and welcoming...I was talking to this one ...
__s_a_r_a_h__xo
Hey unloving.. I will love you (__s_a_r_a_h__xo)
finger is your favorite?middle haha 5. What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten? KETCHUP IS SO GROSS 6. Would you kill someone?uh, no..?7. When did you last cry? the other...
franglais
Rachel (franglais)
another every tiny little thing is aggravating the holy hell out me. Like there is ketchup in the sink and that is annoying. And my car is getting horrible gas mileage ...
navychamois: Things a man can do that'll piss off/scare a woman half to death.
ironys-antihero (navychamois)
. Flick ear wax and eye crust at her in the morning. Eat anything and everything with ketchup. Turn 4 or 5 entertainment appliances at the same time, and complain if any one ...
sillysarah22: gotta do dis cuz ya
^_^ (sillysarah22)
color tho! ][ braces: not anymore=) ][ fat/skinny: medium i guess.? ][ tall/short: short ][ do you like ketchup: yes ][ do you like mustard: NASTY ][ do you like mayonnaise: god no ][ do you...
crownedone: Whore
Stupid Nerd Boy (crownedone)
ketchup at work. You know, those tubs of catchup from Whataburger. I'm never going to...
debutantesextoy: quality things i've learned in the last week
i love L O V E (debutantesextoy)
lip 4. the way to P HA's heart is to buy him 101 ounces of ketchup 5. P HA was one hell of a boyscout 6. i really miss nico ...
freekeke
Keke (freekeke)
into something jumpy, colorful, and vehemently anti-bush. Things not to do: Jack and Coffee Tomato-mushroom-spinach omellettes with ketchup Love on Moxie when she's thrashing around like a seizure Be cooped up in a house all...
thevolleyballer
Marc (thevolleyballer)
next to me a dinner one night! lol  my dancing waiter Ruben -- dancing to the ketchup song!  haha that's a homie right there  lizzie.  she's a lifeguard.  and she plays vball.  ...
hj_chade: Completely Off Topic
HJ-Chade (hj_chade)
taken.  Here's what I ordered: Junior Bacon Cheese Burger Junior Bacon Cheese Burger only pickles and ketchup 2 medium cokes 1 small frosty 1 cheeseburger kids meal with a milk Well, I get the food out...
hooray_obesity: ahahahahahaha....ahh god....
hooray_hobesity (hooray_obesity)
us our food. I had alligator tail. Fucking alligators. You are so delicious in ketchup. Then we went home, all packed in Roman's minivan, fucking mom...
tiney: Ketchup
Tiney (tiney)
ketchup originated in China.......
playfulspirit
Playful Spirit (playfulspirit)
of opened chips going stale on the counter, I've got 2 large unopened containers of ketchup, 2 unopened containers (plus 1 that was already in the cupboard) of mayonnaise, 1 ...
goddesofdeath03: Yesterday
goddesofdeath03 (goddesofdeath03)
a new t-shirt also yesterday cause the one I had on I decided to get ketchup all over it. Don't ask me how just did. We stayed there till about ...
stellapulcra: I am a Seppo
Maia (stellapulcra)
then the rhyming word is interchangable with the correct term. Thus "Tomato Sauce" (read: ketchup) becomes "dead horse" (Sidenote: this does......
opensurgery
fashion is for fashion people (opensurgery)
a real dick and storming off left and right. And he threw my jeans in ketchup. I'm going to lock the bedroom door while he's away.......
axsweetxvision: fhslkjagh
axsweetxvision (axsweetxvision)
ketchup freak!!! so basically i had a lot of fun. bought some really cute things. this past week has...
valval: overachiever.
Val (valval)
3 times now. suckasucka) 2) Be acknowledged by Doug TenNapel - COMPLETE! (*happycry* ;______;♥) 3) Eat Ketchup flavored potato chips - COMPLETE! (thanks to Kara and Matt! D:) 4) Become kickass famous awesome...
foodjourney18: Stressful day
foodjourney18 (foodjourney18)
Omg people are just soo rude!! Breakfast: --One egg (fried egg with the yolk cooked) --One dinner roll bread --ketchup Lunch Bought three soft tacos from Chipotle with Marinated Steak and fresh tomato salsa only. --ate only ...
snowphish
Cassondra (snowphish)
a vagina and an ass." "*sees my cellphone* Oh, a slider. Do you chew on it? Ketchup?" Follow all of......
melbrainian: MMMMMM Food!
Melbrainian (melbrainian)
make a nice Australian hamburger pickled beets aka beetroot, fried egg, cheese hanmburger and ketchup. Yummy yummy at which point most people reading this are going ewww beets, that's sooo...
stripawayskin
stripawayskin (stripawayskin)
ketchup hash browns vomitted it out. lunch. curried chicken 2 peices of naan bread. dinner seaseme bagel with salmon cream cheese sour cream and...
agnjdevil (in wminrecipes): ginger salad dressing by request
Andrew (agnjdevil)
peanut oil 1/3 cup rice vinegar 2 tbs. water 2 tbs. minced fresh ginger 2 tbs. minced celery 2 tbs. ketchup 4 tsp. soy sauce 2 tsp. sugar 2 tsp. lemon juice 1/2 tsp. minced garlic 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ...
vegan_challenge: Day two- Lorena
vegan_challenge (vegan_challenge)
be like 3/4 cup) and an ear of corn Snack- chips and salsa dinner- French fries w/ ketchup, me and my sister shared a fruit cup Jessica and I made this fabulous mix ...
niinetyniine: chillin' w/ the closest people to me :)
niinetyniine (niinetyniine)
the flooor w/ neenee! NEXT DAY: woke up, soo tired! ellezz made us breakfast :) eggs / ketchup / soemthing else? lalalal yeeup.......
bobozigzag
bobozigzag (bobozigzag)
Both are good at this point. cereal - 130 cal egg sub + white - 60 cal ketchup - 15 cal apple - 95 cal yogurt - 60 cal Hopefully I'll get a protein shake ...
evilfatcharlie
evilfatcharlie (evilfatcharlie)
eye bracelet (yush!) 4. Shoes 5. Body spray? 5 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOOD: 1. Curry 2. Pasta 3. Cake 4. Potatoes 5. Ketchup 5 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS AT SCHOOL: I dinnay like this question so I didn't answer it. 5...
elflore: Tomato Sauce in a Surprising Comeback
elflore (elflore)
ketchup post here...been a busy few days. :?P Today was a sad day. I lost...
spamtrampoline: Long time. thought this was worth posting.
spamtrampoline (spamtrampoline)
- Sister 89. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever To Tell 88. Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup 87. Blur - Parklife 86. Meat Puppets - Up On The Sun 85. REM - Automatic For ...
raina_at
Raina (raina_at)
but Sin City is too much for my stomach. I can handle a bit of ketchup, but the problem with this movie is that there's very little you'd trust the ...
erika_gmeindl: FOOTBALL
erika_gmeindl (erika_gmeindl)
mping with ma bro n farah n shasha and it was good fun, i sprayed ketchup all over Jacob and the back of his car, but it serves him ...
phatgirl362: Smile!!
phatgirl362 (phatgirl362)
my softball partay! softball partay was cool me and carin so got to ketchup! and i got a trophie! but ugh i hate that team so much they...
qual_4life: Mucus factory of a Girlfriend
qual_4life (qual_4life)
op 5 things I say at work, 1. Good Morning! *big smile* 2. Do you want any ketchup or mustard with that? *big smile* 3. Do you have ID on ya sir? *big ...
jeweltoned
jeweltoned (jeweltoned)
ketchup, maple syrup, cottage cheese, and hot salsa. there's oatmeal all over my back and...
angela_johnson
Angie (angela_johnson)
py. I just ate a banana and drank some orange juice. Now my mouth tastes like ketchup. Go figure.......
echoesandwaves: No punchline.
Who Feels Love? (echoesandwaves)
what reasonable purpose would a student have for bringing in a knife frumiousbandit: opening those annoying ketchup bags echo ambient: plastic knifes are distributed in school echo ambient: 0wned frumiousbandit: those have all the ...
suikervrij: Lowlands.....
Soontje (suikervrij)
wakker!! :P PS ik ben er net achter gekomen dat Lays SuperChips met Heinz Tomato Ketchup smaak echt fúcking lekker zijn!! Ik at ze omdat we niks anders hadden, maar ...
manlymother: for no other reason than for something to do,
manlymother (manlymother)
at night - humidity - plastic that is on cd's and dvd's - squeeze bottles of mustard or ketchup - most comedies on tv - the price of cable tv and cable internet - wearing glasses I ...
youcantceeme
You Cant Cee Me (youcantceeme)
at 3 in the mourning, where Kei damn nearly used HALF a bottle of dogdown(ketchup) on her food, I say this becuase when I first looked at the bottle i...
darknyt4: With appologies to Jeff Foxworthy
Peter (darknyt4)
as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. You would never stop to buy something......
pinkdi: What I ate
pinkdi (pinkdi)
disgusting Lunch: A turkey sandwich which looks like a chicken patty, with two packets of ketchup, and then I had pineapple rings and then strawberry ice cream and chocolate skim milk...
missriss: "The slit-eyed women swept me off of my feet"
Miss Paris (missriss)
issue. And the fact that she voted for him. Just because she thought Kerry's wife is a ketchup bitch. A ketchup bitch, I ask you? Who votes for president based on ketchup bitches? My gram, ...
un_loveable
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more more (un_loveable)
attack in a meal. POOTEEN MY ASS@!! youve no idea what youre missing. Mayonnaise instead of Ketchup on hamburgers...not such a fan...thats more of the wierd frenchie thing i think. they ...
shaggetizedyou: Fotos amb els meus amics valencians :)
shaggetizedyou (shaggetizedyou)
cunnilinguseando a la piba del cartel Shaggy + Blai, batalla de pajillas (?) Blai, cabrón, quieres ketchup? toma ketchup! Esther, Blai y Flor, con caras de pena. Blai hace cosas extrañas, Esther le mi...
_staythecourse_: i saw sundi...
_staythecourse_ (_staythecourse_)
ketchup... but I was denied the privelage by a large sticky buildup of tomato.......
iknowinternet: ...the love train don't stop here...
iknowinternet (iknowinternet)
and the lemony-face icon will attest. Rock over London. Rock over Chicago. Heinz is America's favorite ketchup. (Wesley Willis R.I.P) This is absolutely my favorite cat-picture EVAR! http://www.uranther.com/cats/cat_driving_caption.jpg Because I said so. --Dylan......
disposable_view: The post has arrived!
disposable_view (disposable_view)
yet, about everything, I have settled my mind and my keyboard to a new topic. Ketchup. The name in itself leads to conversation. Is it pronounced catsup or ketchup? No ...
jenscamslut: Sorry its been a while
jenscamslut (jenscamslut)
she had me put a panty liner in my panties and fill it up with ketchup then put them on. The ketchup squeezed out and my......
pinky_binky: its that time again
pinky_binky (pinky_binky)
white..nice design The last time you needed a bandaid? umM about a week ago..blister =( How much ketchup do you......
beaniekins
Beaniekins (beaniekins)
ketchup? WHEN!? Karen says that if cars ran on ketchup then gas would be cheap, but...
further_north88
further_north88 (further_north88)
learned from working at what's cooking at the beach: 1. i hate people 2. i hate ketchup, especially when it explodes all over the counter and i have to clean it up...
_s0_far_away_: today was good
-a-s-h-l-e-i-g-h- (_s0_far_away_)
went to denny's. they don't serve specials on holidays, how lame. lol. matt got attacked by ketchup. bc some waiter broke something and ketchup flew onto matt. then we went to melanie's, ...
fym416
fym416 (fym416)
Bad Job 10. "It's a 12-hour commute each way" 9. "You know the guy who refills the ketchup bottles in the prison cafeteria? You're his assistant" 8. "You're Courtney Love's Publicist" 7. "For insurance ...
keep_pretendin
ZACH fuckin D (keep_pretendin)
my friends alot. Some i havnt hung out with in a while and need to ketchup on that. But i think im goin to start writing in here more just ...
tricklight: Suck chunky shit through a small straw
tricklight (tricklight)
ketchup cups funky hats tissues fake ninja swords yarn gesso canvas paint brushes typewriters These are things that don't piss me off. They don't...
underanewweight: i probably shouldn't talk to myself in front of people
~Sarah~ (underanewweight)
different story. anyway, i got a hot dog, and when i was putting on the ketchup, i turned the bottle over with one hand and kind of flung ketchup on ...
futurereba
Rachel (futurereba)
milk (2) Snack: Cheese (1.5), Applesauce (1) Lunch: Veggie Burger (3), Bread (1), Ketchup (.5), Mustard (0), Pickles (0), Corn on the Cob (1.5) That's all I've had......
dafr0chyld3: Life is like a box of chocolates...
dafr0chyld3 (dafr0chyld3)
chops and hot chocolate...then the second time i was sent out for 4 candy bard, ketchup, and rice crispy treats. LIfe is great! This saturday is the welcome freshman ...
hckygurl56: "welcome to worshtah, dollah twenty five pleeeeese."
Jaxx (hckygurl56)
visiting the one and only ryan. and then home to have mcdonalds time with the ketchup and then back to worcester.......
rashelley
Moonunit the Latchkey Kid (rashelley)
than that he's fine. I'm addicted to A&W Root Beer. And grilled cheese sandwiches with ketchup.......
diffymcdiffdiff: Serendaing
diffymcdiffdiff (diffymcdiffdiff)
song about how great the seniors are and then get on thier knees and allow ketchup flour choc syrup among other things to be thrown at them. However i live in ...
tokumei_no_neko: x:
Colourful Super Magic Princess Bling-Bling (tokumei_no_neko)
US OUR JUNK FOOD BACK, LOSERFACE ADMINISTRATION. D:< AND COOK YOUR STUPID FRIES. AND WE NEED MORE KETCHUP. AND CHICKEN 'RINGS'.. Dx Wtf, rings? Chicken is not meant to be circular. ENDOFSTORY.......
evil_x_radish: ello
kAyLa (evil_x_radish)
mint chip. hm. me n mackenzie wanna get a mustard suit (4 me).. n a ketchup suit (4 her).. n go ice skating in them. but they dont cover your ...
lostinthewoods
Tori (lostinthewoods)
fudge sunday with that?" 10 minutes later: "Is everything alright for you? Would you like any ketchup?" And everyone lives happy. Don't hate cause your building is falling apart. Hate 'cause your ...
kristinathekid: I'm about to (finish! my) outline, but first...
Kristina (kristinathekid)
ketchup; a car without an engine; a poem without words; a key without a lock; Adam Drosin without the Internet...
distinguishing
Rachel (distinguishing)
know of. 06. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Not intentionally 07. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Beside 08. Can you touch your tongue to your no...
paulzimmclay: Welcome
paulzimmclay (paulzimmclay)
earth are you eating a cold hamburger for breakfast?? At least put something besides ketchup on it! These answers are easy, and will be explained to you in due time....
katalina506: Taffy Gives me Hives.
kathleenmaryvalerie (katalina506)
steffie will get: ... then they pimped us out to sell their cookies on street corners ketchup treasure map. taffy gives me hives. i dont even care. i dont even know what taffy...
kungpow_meow: was there even life before kung fu hustle..............
kungpow_meow (kungpow_meow)
sweet to describe! in my opinion....stephen Chow is one hott little potatoe with garlic and ketchup in wedge form, baked to a delightfully......
kimkimkim
KimKimKim (kimkimkim)
half a tuna sandwich and some french fries....oh yeah...chips they call them. I bought ketchup this time...since they......
ohhh_gurrl: silly things i miss about halifax
ohhh_gurrl (ohhh_gurrl)
yes we do have them here but they just aren’t the same w/o moo) 5) Eating ketchup chips w/French onion dip (again I do it here but noone is grossed out ...
varinav: New Knowledge:
Varina (varinav)
tato chips (called "crisps" here) come in a variety of flavors such as steak, chicken, ketchup, etc. Although I was afraid to try them at first... they're actually very good. ...
notprettyenough
Nell (notprettyenough)
ketchup. I don't know what the fuck gives. Who doesn't have ketchup in their house? Anyway, my...
dustedspotless
allie (dustedspotless)
get in the bathroom." "don't act like it's all inconveniencing me or something." "how much ketchup do you think it will take......
stegchick: confusion and texas hold em
stegchick (stegchick)
and it was dead so i learned how to play poker. we used pretzels, ketchup packets and potato chips to play so it was hard core. we then ...
stfu_nikky
&carburetor sighs (stfu_nikky)
THIS BOY DANCE TO IT. CHAINSAW [massacre is hiding behind sponge bob in their dirty home] DEAN+KETCHUP=EW OH OLIVE GARDEN BRINGING THE WEIRD/RETARDED OUT OF PEOPLE &I SWEAR IF I WAS A DOG I'D...
twigges: Olè, olè, olè...
twigges (twigges)
will GOLD glänzen sehen!! Lustige Unterhaltung nebenbei: die Gestikulationen des spanischen Nationaltrainers zum Las Ketchup Song während der Auszeit. Aber das Spiel war ja mal sowas von krass. Drei Sekunden vor...
inthesmallprint
inthesmallprint (inthesmallprint)
the cheaper, no name brand. Materials: 2 plates made by the same brand 2 tsp of ketchup 1 Electrosol tablet 1 cup of Non Name brand detergent A dishwasher A Microwave Procedure: 1. ...
nicolesfoodlog
nicolesfoodlog (nicolesfoodlog)
try to spell it, so i'm not even gonna try) about 20x the serving size for ketchup. thank God there is no fat in ketchup lunner: skipped today. wow. Dinner: have not yet eaten dinner, ...
swift_wolfen
Swift (swift_wolfen)
can't give out sauces that don't come in sealed packets, I can onlu offer you ketchup, bbq, curry or sweet and sour. F: But I wat mayonaise! Me: I'm afraid that isn't ...
astria
Moon Princess (astria)
work. This really can cause all manner of problems. 2) Hot sauce is better than ketchup, especially on fries. 3) Mosquitos don't like it when you flip over standing water ...
isobael (in mideast_cooking): ISRAELI COFFEE CHICKEN
"Zatarra Dances!" (isobael)
ut up * 3/4 c. coffee * 1/3 c. ketchup * 3 T. soy sauce * 2 T. ...
chunkyshamrock: Day 21...
chunkyshamrock (chunkyshamrock)
since the summer, and i had one tonight. It was awesome. I put loads of ketchup, mustard and relish on it. Heh. I will have a weight gain this week. ...
sciffy_circo: I'm not normal... like I needed a meme to tell me that!
sciffy_circo (sciffy_circo)
one on LJ who pulls wings off buffalos and fairies, and eats hot dogs with ketchup! (Hail Eris. Fnord.) How common are sciffy_circo's interests Universal ...
thins_always_in: New Journal
thins_always_in (thins_always_in)
always looking into without "getting caught" by anyone. Today so far I've had: cottage cheese-70 Some mustard/ketchup/couple cheerios- (prob about 20) Onion and garlic soy crisps-50 It needs to be said that I LOVE...
allengator86: A quickie of an update
allengator86 (allengator86)
which consists of a hamburger bun, egg, sausage, cheese, hashbrown, and a packet of ketchup. I love those things. Network class was interesting, considering it was the ...
sorrowforjoy
Kelly Fucking Fishstick (sorrowforjoy)
ketchup or cocktail sauce. Bex and I went out for supper tonite. It was a...
u_rawk: the countless ways you thought to die
x restless little one x (u_rawk)
would have thought about that after...152 years of mint flavored toothpaste. but, the colored ketchup is just not necessary at all. anyway had today off and for whatever reason I watched...
bunny710: Yay, fall break.
Citizen X (bunny710)
ketchup? WEIRD PEOPLE, THAT'S WHO Just felt like sharing.......
silvercaesar (in giga_house): Accusation!
Caesar Silverberg (silvercaesar)
is a witch! You know how I know? My room's a disaster area! Someone took a ketchup bottle and wrote on my walls, and all my clothes are ripped. Obviously the ...
lachulamorena: twenty facts aboout me in three minutes
Lachulamorena (lachulamorena)
Ketchup Miami ink is my new favorite show I am afraid of loosing my friends Graduation scares me I am...
mekkdragoon: band
mekkdragoon (mekkdragoon)
for lunch, including bacon wrapped hot dog, (which i stupidly couldnt enjoy, cuz i put ketchup and mustard and remembered i had chapped lips) a chicken teriyaki kabob that cost ...
fnkmstradam: What an intersting day
fnkmstradam (fnkmstradam)
Kate came back and her and Wendy reminded me of ther boys at home putting ketchup in Kate's water (i had nothing to do with it). Man im iss everyone. ...
littlebegal08
Meg (littlebegal08)
was kinda hard.. but the 3 hours went by fast. Mr. Heinz ate too much ketchup & hes being dumb. bc Emily and I came from lunch late.. so hes ...
7_wet_monkeys: Stoners Listen Up
The Marsupial (7_wet_monkeys)
and Monterey Jack) 3-4 Hot Dogs 1 whole tomato(optional) Tony Chachere's(no meal is complete without) Salt & Pepper(to taste) Ketchup(optional) Ok...Make the Mac and cheese according to the directions except substitute the Half and Half for...
table_spoon: whattododay
table_spoon (table_spoon)
With the latter, at least I get to sleep till noon. And eat carrots with ketchup whenever I feel like it. But I'm starting to think that therein lies ...
richman171185: soo happy!!
richman171185 (richman171185)
anyways.. i'm soo tired. dont really know why. i think it's cause i ate ketchup and ketchup has an antioxidate in it or did i just make that up? ....
drunkenbuttrfly: Things I Just Don't Understand...
Sunday's Child (drunkenbuttrfly)
just don't understand. i will now list these curious things: PEOPLE who despise tomatoes, yet eat ketchup. PEOPLE who despise oranges, yet drink orange juice. PEOPLE who are lactose intolerant, and choose to ...
stagegeek: awsome weekend!
stagegeek (stagegeek)
to walk away with 2 steak knives, a bottle of steak sauce, a bottle of ketchup(which Andy was obsessed with for the rest of the night), a cup, some sugar ...
cajun0nion: if its a journal he wants, its a journal he gets
lauren elizabeth (cajun0nion)
a tshirt, and my dance team warm up jacket 3. In a fight between mustard and ketchup: ew. my stomach hurts 4. If you could kill someone and get away w/ it ...
xitachix
Itachi (xitachix)
THESE NASTY ASS HAMBURGERS THAT WE MADE second: DID YOU GET SOME NASTY CHEESE AND NO KETCHUP WHICH MAKES IT REALLY DRY? third: HERE HAVE SOME FRIES WE TOOK THE TROUBLE OF ...
silvercrank: my hands are cold
silvercrank (silvercrank)
shopping much except when there is REALLY nothing in the fridge except for pickles and ketchup and jam and such...yuck!! i really was gonna do the vegetarian thing...but then i ...
thenewme226: day one.
Lora (thenewme226)
thats alright. I guess there's no time like the present. breakfast: small blueberry muffin eggs on a bagel ketchup of course lg glass of oj class: half a bottle of diet raspberry snapple...from now on will...
fiddlefaddle
Fiddle Faddle (fiddlefaddle)
frier on fire when I was cleaning it, I also spilled a giant packet of ketchup into a raw meat box and had to throw away 71 hamburgers. Good times, ...
xanadugurl: Whoops
xanadugurl (xanadugurl)
which I doubt u r: I was born in a hospital five minutes away from a ketchup factory in a small suburb of California near the San Fransisco area. when i ...
stpararenex: EVERYONE
St. Parare Nex (stpararenex)
children thing? THEY EAT THEIR FUCKING YOUNG. So, either accept the demon spawn or get the ketchup, because......
senor_platypus
taylor (senor_platypus)
Ketchup Soaked SoildersBand Name Generator PS- I applied early to college yesterday. How fucked up is that?......
_clit45_: hahahahahhaha
JEKASS (_clit45_)
th a vanilla mlikshake and animal fries and byron got his 4x4 protein stlye with light ketchup, grilled onions and no special sauce with "well done"fries.... sweet. So ...
sparrky: Hip Hip Hora (The Ketchup Effect)
Sparky´s LIVE performance (sparrky)
WORK!!! :( I only saw my first film today, went with Edda to see The Ketchup Effect or Hip Hip Hora and as promised here comes the review (There ...
crackheadmickey: The answer to someone's question?
crackheadmickey (crackheadmickey)
Pati expos(e with a little dash thing above it) for ya.... I like eating fish with ketchup I like sitting in class daydreaming and writing code I like drinking cappuccino after cappuccino until ...
bottlefly
Siena (bottlefly)
. radiohead dvd, 2 grams of very very good herb, muchos hard liquor (thank you dad), ketchup shirt from eric ha, new john scofield album (new to me atleast), crazy things ...
autbum: I am a sheep.
Autumn (autbum)
currently invovled in illegal activities. 2. My favorite color is red. 3. I like cheese and ketchup sandwiches. 4. I once won $8,000. 5. When I was younger, I had a poster of Billy...
_gnzo_: Breakfast
_gnzo_ (_gnzo_)
soaked in sugar. IT HAS TO BE SWEET. Or taste of something, not nothing. Ketchup is always a cure of course. For everything. Feeling very...
ockills: "you should be an underwear model" .. 'in fiji'
prego porn (ockills)
ketchup bottle in the Grandma's resturaunt off cedar and washington where all the "heinz" labels were...
stonebriseis: Halloween
stonebriseis (stonebriseis)
People make the strangest costumes for Halloween, like a flamingo, or s'mores, or ketchup and mustard. I mean, yes it is fun to dress up, but it's even...
natalia17: TWO-ssssss-DAi....!!
natalia17 (natalia17)
really work out that way. He threw a lil some'n some'n (which happend to be ketchup) at the back of someone's head and they got soooo pissed. It was crazy. ...
nesaiatrionalis: Samhain
nesaiatrionalis (nesaiatrionalis)
Welt Halloween feiern muss, dass Muggelkinder in Zaubererklamotten durch die Gegend laufen und Mehl und Ketchup verstreuen... aber haben wir es wirklich nötig, europäische Traditionen über Amerika zu reimportieren? Sehr ...
twiztidlilkitti: About Me
twiztidlilkitti (twiztidlilkitti)
Elkton glasses/contacts: neither braces: nope fat/skinny: -shrug- Take a guess tall/short: short, but I love it do you like ketchup: yep do you like mustard: it's okay. not my fav, thing though. do you like mayonnaise: sure do...
b_radley: Katrina Cookbook Volume 1
bradley (b_radley)
of skim milk Freshly ground black pepper 1 Carb Balance tortilla 3 slices of turkey bacon 1 packet of ketchup from an MRE Handful of lettuce or other such roughage Total prep time: about 30 seconds Total ...
chuck4pele: Single Alcoholics - A New Product Line
Chuck (chuck4pele)
drinking yet? Liz: I just now started Liz: Made a vodka grapefruit Me: I just made a spicy black bean burger w/swiss Me: ketchup to dip in Me: and poured a glass of shiraz Liz: no bun? Me: Ozwell Liz: I’ve never heard of ozwell Me: My bread ...
amazingmax: don't call this a comeback
Max (amazingmax)
it didn't really come together. Parker went to Toronto. He came back with ketchup flavored potato chips. ......
amber_is_dead
DeaDGirL (amber_is_dead)
cat, malice alice, is crazy. she'll eat anything. to add to her list: .bacon. .eggs. .ketchup(?!?). .yoghurt. .cheese. .ice cream. .bugs. i'm sure i'm forgetting something. in other news.. i got a call ...
nickigirl: Best little boy EVA!
Administrative Goddess (nickigirl)
to sit down and eat before they played. Donovan sat there politely and munched ketchup drenched french fries and chicken nuggets. He was the best behaved little boy ...
angel_2408: Update
Angel (angel_2408)
get a dollar if I ate this Mixture of Icecream, whiped cream, cherry drizzle, ketchup and salt. I ate a spoonful but, I only got 50 cents. Kat ate a...
dartagnan
D'Artagnan (dartagnan)
not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" Anyone want to win a really cool Alienware computer? Go here and register: ...
fitlyn
fitlyn (fitlyn)
ketchup 12:30pm 1 cup Vector cereal 1/2 cup organic yogurt raisins blueberries, raspberries 4:30pm light mortadella marble cheese 2 slices whole grain toast Exercise 10 minutes elliptical yellow ball ab work plyometric exercises......
besitos: cat shit.
* a * m * y * (besitos)
as luxurious. and when she goes to the bathroom (poops), it sounds like ketchup or mustard being squeezed out of a bottle. it is, as i say, "sploo...
theflashcat: *splen lo hizo (splendid)
theflashcat (theflashcat)
queda menos para la semana de exámenes, uuhh Y menos para navidad ¿Qué ha pasado con las Ketchup?......