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einstein

119 posts that contain einstein.
creepycucumber
creepycucumber (creepycucumber)
have different non-smoking signs here? What do you know? I might be some kind of Einstein-Observer. (Not likely) This is my second-last day at work. WOHOO! (Aesthetic me) ......
bluecoriander
Redheads totally freak me out (bluecoriander)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
call_me_roy
Katie (call_me_roy)
Einstein jokes on? My brother NEEDs to see them. I should really stop with the two-sentence entries. I'm beginning to annoy myself.......
littleladyangel
littleladyangel (littleladyangel)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
tequilatequila: Brilliant
tequilatequila (tequilatequila)
when phil came over the other week he casually mentioned that the self proclaimed einstein failed two exams this year. Hahahaha. You cant make that stuff up. Its too ...
xhotwingsx (in clubnecropolis): Setlist...
Stefan (xhotwingsx)
Einstein (Infacted Mixx) 03. Liquid Divine - Kaleidoscope 04. B! Machine - In Thrall (Remix Edit) 05. Melotron -...
dandilion_room
dandilion_room (dandilion_room)
and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.that's what Einstein said, and I believe 'em.......
bubbles_bj
bubbles_bj (bubbles_bj)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
dogberrysplay (in coolshit): It's relativity, baby yeah!
Dogberry (dogberrysplay)
deepest urge to purchase one of these for my own personal pretending to be Albert Einstein. As quoted on their website (www.merch-bot.com): It's funny to think of this Albert Einstein action figure ...
trifid_pillars
Charlie (trifid_pillars)
world; those that eat breakfast at 7:45 and those I don't talk to. -- Albert Einstein." You know we have a serious reputation when we quote an autist. This is ...
dinahmarie: Sloopy joes = killer heart burn
Marie (dinahmarie)
nts and 4 cute shirts Charlie got him some stuff and we bought Daphne a baby Einstein movie :) Hopefully she will like! We also got the dvd Electra and it ...
kiss_my_asprin: A band that's possibly cooler than Yoda and R2-D2 combined
Sausage (kiss_my_asprin)
Superman bra to all of our performances. I'm thinking I should pose with my Albert Einstein action figure in our next portraits. And hark, y'all; I've almost begun scanning pictures ...
colin8374
THEHOLDSTEADY (colin8374)
the cieling..and got some money...along with some elmo cookies and a blue icee...then the einstein walked out the front and left the door open. So yea tommorow should be fun..im...
circleofquiet1: Covered in slobber and smelling of beef...
circleoq (circleofquiet1)
as well as the dog! So we got our little babycakes yesterday! His name is Einstein Maximillion. And I'm a sucky mommy since I can't even figure out how to ...
fyrefly04: Smartie Smartie pants
Laura (fyrefly04)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
shivwuffy: Silly joke thing chose my 2 favs
Lupin Chevalier (shivwuffy)
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your...
cellardoors_etc: i will be your accident
another man's technicolor (cellardoors_etc)
writing and thinking about the great works of the western cannon. euclid, plato, marx, locke, einstein, those......
laraw729
laraw729 (laraw729)
garsh shes cute... she laid on me for like 15 minutes and watched this baby einstein video about water.. she was very interested but then she fell asleep and it ...
avvariddle
Jordan (avvariddle)
fine keeping Jordan, though; nice and unisex. 3. Speaking of relativity, ever dreamed about Einstein? Nope. 4. On the subject of names, do you know your Star Wars name? Uh, no. Where woul...
the_blue_ninja
A Bonnie lass. Dammit. (the_blue_ninja)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
newparadigm: [ boredom manifested ]
Jesse Frye (newparadigm)
wedding. those are my most recent 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? krsna posters, einstein poster, garden of earthly delights poster, elliott poster, sunny day real estate poster, yeah 3. ...
freaking_bok (in industrial_djs): hi everyone
Jesus Kris T (freaking_bok)
Mark Bell - A Salute To Those People Who Say Fuck You 05. Venetian Snares - Einstein Rosen Bridge 06. Shitmat - On a Ragga Shit 07. Venetian Snares - Hand Throw 08. Somatic ...
shitenoni
shitenoni (shitenoni)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
chibistartk: THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!
Amanda (chibistartk)
shoes, learns a shred of info about 'computers', they suddenly act like theyre fucking Einstein and everyone is a "n00b" compared to them? I swear to fucking god, the...
laurascott: what if...
Laura (laurascott)
I WOULD. if anyone wants to go to the mcwane center with me to see the einstein exhibit next week, let me know. i get bonus in physics if i go. the ...
murmanskdays
murmanskdays (murmanskdays)
Einstein Poster" там вообще много песен с офигенными названиями......
nayya
Nadia.Von.Cherie (nayya)
later a miracle happened. Another baby kitten came out. Their names are lil Albert Einstein (nama glamour Sir Albert), lil Maximus Everozz , and lil Dior ...
bluestarmuse: Anyone notice how I'm absolutely horrid when it comes to the subject line? +lol+
+duh dun duh+ It's Galaxy Girl! (bluestarmuse)
Einstein - On the hundredth anniversary of Albert Einstein's "miracle year," MSNBC.com looks at how the...
alicesdreams: oh my good
rosa maria sanchez yarritu aka mookie blue (alicesdreams)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
x0x_baby_gurlxx: Maine
x0x_baby_gurlxx (x0x_baby_gurlxx)
cryed like for the last hour of the ride so we had to watch baby einstein*cant spell* but after a while me and Kaitlyn were singing all the songs lol. ...
ayvahrobby: Einstein r0x.
Robert Éiva (ayvahrobby)
here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -- Albert Einstein......
mirell: Because Anne Asked
Mark Miller (mirell)
Einstein, can you feed Schrodinger's cat? We asked Heisenburg, but he was uncertain."......
risefanforlife
fatty Mc FAT FAT (risefanforlife)
Einstein. I like thinking that everything we do is written in stone, and the universe captures...
lt_drew: Celebrity Atheists
lt_drew (lt_drew)
Carolla (comedian) John Carpenter (writer and director) David Cross Rodney Dangerfield (comedian and actor) Roger Ebert (film critic) Albert Einstein (Great Philosopher) Jodie Foster (actress) Bill Gates (Billionaire, owner of Microsoft, richest man in the world...you know...
tak_
tak (tak_)
order to give in the measure as I have received and am still receiving. - Albert Einstein......
briar_aurora: on my way
briar_aurora (briar_aurora)
It has been host to many historic figures. There is a colorful taproom that albert einstein visited. I walk by it everyday. There was a famous battle here once...now the ...
michealene: A quick meme
michealene (michealene)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
nerdwithmuscles: My first time...again...
nerdwithmuscles (nerdwithmuscles)
he world ended tomorrow and the only weapons around were sticks and stones (much as einstein predicted), I'd beat your sorry ass and then take your food. And before you ...
highway_7: Personal Influences
highway_7 (highway_7)
visual terms." "In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director." Albert Einstein "Imagination is more important than knowledge." "The important......
whacking_day
whacking_day (whacking_day)
Einstein a "famous leader" isn't entirely accurate... he was certainly influential and respected, but not really...
im_not_too_sure: kucsenski
im_not_too_sure (im_not_too_sure)
that they were lots of musical times data quality vs. compliance lead generations, trade shows and media kits einstein and his brother return again with super fantastic tea or whatever yippee go out for chinese food again...
petersheil: Quotes of the Day
Peter Sheil (petersheil)
can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in ...
fiddlergirl: OMG PHYSICS
Kate (fiddlergirl)
is almost a physical sensation of fear. I just sat through a talk on Bose-Einstein condensation and I must have looked like a douchebag because literally, my mouth was ...
gamerbabe: Ginny or Hermione?
Gamer Babe (gamerbabe)
my Granny is something else...My IQ is in the genius level. Not like it's Einstein mind you, but it's in the low low low end of genius. My favorite th...
machiavelli_84: i love quotes, here's why.
Machiavelli (machiavelli_84)
of compassion to enhance all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty." ~Albert Einstein......
coffeewithclio: amusing thought....
coffeewithclio (coffeewithclio)
Einstein......
hazel_loves_ya
hazel_loves_ya (hazel_loves_ya)
that doesn't stop you. And what is that small thing called? Your stupidity. Even Einstein had some, and the rest of us, have alot of it. And these days, I've...
aoihime
Tama (aoihime)
some other secret dealings. Chris is working 40hrs a week now, I'm gonna apply at Einstein Bros. Probably Monday. Brie's SO HUGE. Walks all over the place now, but not ...
prilly
prilly (prilly)
no matter how BIG it is...((BIG equals huge curly, fluffy, wavey, friz)) i shall call it einstein chic/ fab mad scientist. why? because its how i do. wooooa. i quite literally might ...
rupofearl: Postmodernist thought seeps into constitutional thought
rup (rupofearl)
Einstein, because I like his hair. I believe Einstein disproved many presently persistent theories of...
jessvw43: If only I had read this earlier in life...
Jessica (jessvw43)
to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. - H. Jackson Brown......
tokenasianguy
No man, WHAT'S YOUR NAME (tokenasianguy)
Einstein Rosen Bridge. 2. August 6. It happens or it doesn't. Happy anniversary, regardless. 3. There...
litfiend: ??
Lit Fiend (litfiend)
Einstein......
gisch: Quick Question
Jeremy (gisch)
you think if I shaved off my beard and electrocuted myself that I'd look like Einstein. Cuz I think that'd be kinda cool. See what I mean? I'm almost there.......
mark_hartz_erka: Hahahahaha..
Mark (mark_hartz_erka)
are as smart as youseem to be, you would notice that the personabove is Albert Einstein) The......
troopa
Jeff McKenzie (troopa)
been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. ---Albert Einstein Enjoy.......
transparnthuman
x|Transparent Human Being|x (transparnthuman)
a special on the greatest minds in physics. They talked about the drive Newton, Einstein, etc has when it came to the field they were interested in, that it borde...
iamneo: Random Observations Volume 2005 Issue 2
iamneo (iamneo)
can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." – Albert Einstein, Scientist "Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way . . . ...
semisweetcocoa: Second Helpings
semisweetcocoa (semisweetcocoa)
he bad boy of any teens dreams. reapearing in the second book, a "dreg" turned einstein, marcus plays with jess's mind in a way only he can. with a confidence ...
profbooty: Pigskin
profbooty (profbooty)
the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."Joe Theismann Football is here. Even though its only preseason, its football, and I'll take ...
creepy_crawly: Iconness
creepy_crawly (creepy_crawly)
Club 7)Draco...My Fandom Has Cheap Innuendo 8) Harry and Ron...It Could Be Worse... AIM ICON 9)Touch The Stars RANDOM 10) Albert Einstein...we cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war... 11)*faces* ROCK ON......
nailbunny2000: Tell me something beautiful. Tell me something true.
Nail Bunny (nailbunny2000)
Einstein Quotes I particularly like: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat....
moonstruckpoet: hmmm...
A Moonstruck Dreamer (moonstruckpoet)
enough... I read the right books, take the hard classes Do all the right work Knowing I'll never be Einstein, Hoping that I'll be smart enough... I endure the strife the curveballs, lemons, the walls that life puts ...
singr71887: Quiz/survey-ish thing...
Sarah (singr71887)
"great big stuff" from dirty rotten scoundrels 4. What was the last thing you ate? an einstein bagel 5. Do you wish on stars? no i guess i don't, i like looking at them...
theodoros_yes: I enjoy reading this.
theodoros_yes (theodoros_yes)
require an observer to become scientific data. The measuring instrument determines the appearance of the phenomenal world (after Einstein). The universe is subjective.. Walt Whitman celebrated Person. We are observer, measuring instrument, eye, subject, Person. Universe is ...
yavolod: Альберт Эйнштейн – миф и реальность
Яволод (yavolod)
Владимира Ивановича Бояринцева «Альберт Эйнштейн – миф и реальность». На сайте есть также архив книги для скачивания! http://www.rodnoverije.com/rhall/einstein.html......
koalaboo
.in a romantic fashion. (koalaboo)
~Albert Einstein -There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of ...
dancechik420: shes suddenly beautiful
dancechik420 (dancechik420)
are a beautiful teen that changes boyfriends like you change underwear How Love-Smart are you?Young Einstein! When it comes to love you know your stuff. It's obvious that you understand how...
eloquentsilence
The things that I live with I can't easily hide (eloquentsilence)
Einstein - Genius Mind ~ Bill Gates - Brilliant Mind ~ George Bush...
joysdaughter: Me and science - true!!
joysdaughter (joysdaughter)
Einstein and the Theory of Relativity. I was worse than useless at any of the sciences...
pumawonder69: I hate the doctor....
CC (pumawonder69)
9:30 only to be reminded that I needed to pack today. Duh. I'm not Albert Einstein or anything but it's kind of a given since I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I ...
cute_choir_girl: Happy Anniversary
cute_choir_girl (cute_choir_girl)
EINSTEIN!!!!!!!!! You know I love you! *for you I'd bleed myself dry* (when I was singing along to...
siiri_
siiri_ (siiri_)
poika ja tyttö olla vain ystäviä? Kuka idiootti tuonkin kysymyksen on keksinyt. Varmaan joku todellinen einstein. Missä sitten kulkee ystävyyden ja enemmän kuin ystävyyden raja? Onko se siinä kun alettaan odot...
mutant100
mutant100 (mutant100)
want a God. As a society who do we identify as those possessing the greatest intellect? Einstein, Newton, Edison, Gandhi, Tolstoy, Da Vinci, Pythagoras, Plato? What unites all these figures? I ...
inkybmistro: Since last:
Mount Ordeals (inkybmistro)
able to pay for it, so I'm touring Kendall and others soon. I'll be working at Einstein Bagels on Big Beaver Fridays through Sundays starting this Friday. I just went to MCC ...
quixote18: The Fierce One
quixote18 (quixote18)
Einstein Johnson (Rowdy) sends you his greetings.  Now run away before he eats your liver!!!......
neosquirrel: News Anchors: The New Geniuses
Fuzz Buttz (neosquirrel)
quote: "This water is not supposed to be there around these houses." Well, thank you Einstein for clarifying it! Here I thought I was looking at some pier with oddly-shape...
sirpiers: crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy,crazy
sirpiers (sirpiers)
on sand the water on fire, smoke, the wind the salt/the bright laconic/Dave and the water old man Einstein on top of his house white deep blue Andalusia red yellow red yellow black car red light on ...
chezbo425: Bike racing
Squezicle (chezbo425)
aerodynamic bike. That's freakin awesome man! Check out a vid of last years competition here. Even Einstein new one day it would be possible. He only got as far as the theory... ......
mypka: Уползла...
Марьяна (mypka)
Einstein.......
dragonsroar: great quotes i just found:
\.<.[.{*The New Hawtness*}.].>./ (dragonsroar)
a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."-Albert Einstein "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious...
raped_by_luck: On the edge of something knew, or something rediscovered.
raped_by_luck (raped_by_luck)
Its kind of hard to put my finger on. I feel like I'm Albert Einstein about to discover the theory of relativity, or Neil Armstrong about to set foot ...
gutteral: Fuck you E-Journal
gutteral (gutteral)
einstein, and I'm not a box of rocks, but fuck I do some stupid shit without...
dove21
dove21 (dove21)
fferent. Like right on the borderline of abnormal. I’m okay with that because Einstein was borderline crazy, too. But I think I remember something about a type ...
lush_ious: uh-huh. that's right.
Jewelry (lush_ious)
consumed two bags of M&M's, one can of Dr. Pepper, a Santa Fe bagel-sandwich-thing from Einstein Bros, and a three-egg omelette topped with salsa.......
usslollipop: DOMO ORIGATO MISTER ROBOTO
[in your house] you shall not fold your wings (usslollipop)
reference!! http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Archive/Aug05.php?date=15 (can you tell i'm liking my econ class? I mean, getting to read Einstein talk about socialism?! beyond cool, n'est pas?)......
jonas_e: football
jonas_e (jonas_e)
We will anally-rape the shit out of Blair, followed by a orgasmic release on Einstein. The 42-13 loss to Sherwood won't affect us a bit. Nope, not a bit. Be...
certifiedwaif: Numbers
Styx (certifiedwaif)
Einstein. The one I liked best was the one he apparently had hanging in his office...
cousinbetty: have at you!
Betty (cousinbetty)
Einstein" are preeetty amusing. Actually, the whole site's amusing. And damn essays with vague prompts that ask about 'me'.......
spilledmilkinc: He's the all American bullet-headed saxon mother's son.
spilledmilkinc (spilledmilkinc)
no freaking sense to me. Someone explain it please. Man, they have free Einstein Bros. bagels and coffee and fruit in the break room. And the coffee ...
kappag_unit
kappag_unit (kappag_unit)
encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ...
ashy_05: Einstein Talks to God
ashy_05 (ashy_05)
Einstein climbs up to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to...
ladyofthebucket
(ssshh, it's a secret) (ladyofthebucket)
Einstein......
dansmoncoeur: Test and Family
dansmoncoeur (dansmoncoeur)
happening. Oh well, it's not the end of the world. I purchased some Einstein Notes (printed lecture notes...haha) and now I'm attempting to study, but I felt like ...
neverwhiteroses: .thank you katherine.
.miss tara. (neverwhiteroses)
Einstein......
swimfreak26
swimfreak26 (swimfreak26)
mind. I think the human mind has great abilities, some much greater than others. Albert Einstein for example connected the dots on time and space, realizing that time is not a...
dixiegirlal: Bored
dixiegirlal (dixiegirlal)
I will need to dress up around lunch time in order to get points for Einstein. Last night Carl called me and said that he was thinking that I was ...
mymorbiddemise
My Morbid Demise (mymorbiddemise)
aspiring from the experience of all things, natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity" Albert Einstein......
jestill: Swinging, Weigh In, and Projectile Vomitting
jestill (jestill)
in his swing. He has recently also spent a lot of time on his Baby Einstein Activity mat watching a little star light up and play music. It is really ...
devin101: A bit of light to balance the blues
The Shell-Toothed King (devin101)
the whole illusion that time runs in a certain direction. Time is relative. Einstein was absolutely right. All television programming is a scam, because they already know ...
boldcreativity
boldcreativity (boldcreativity)
other beings whose fate is connected with our own." Words from one of my idols, Albert Einstein, that reflects upon a belief that some of us hold. Eventhought we cannot completely ...
fade_away19: Sofa King
fade_away19 (fade_away19)
is running out of people like you. Sure, you might not exactly be the next Einstein since theory doesn't really interest you much since it's impractical and useless in your ...
jackle02: I'm hellbent on doing work that i'm hellbent on not doing.
Jackle02 (jackle02)
to GMU. meh, guess that's all "I don't think of the future, it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein......
painterspaint
Corinna (painterspaint)
crafts with her when she was a kid. Her fifth grade teacher's cousin was Albert Einstein. She thinks the world is ending soon, and she has the biggest jewish accent ...
anailia: More on the Creationism rant going on in ASK livejournals...
Anailia (anailia)
Einstein said, “Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.” What did he mean?...
musicguy595: You know, he had a point.
musicguy595 (musicguy595)
Einstein guy had a point, you know. Biking to and from class today, I believe...
dorthyinwonder: Random updates make me laugh
dorthyinwonder (dorthyinwonder)
son. Now, though, my neice is laying on her back watching one of those Baby Einstein dvd's upside down (well, that's what it would be if you were in her ...
garbanele: Eistein
garbanele (garbanele)
Einstein)......
computerfalcon7: Welcome back my little snowflakes
computerfalcon7 (computerfalcon7)
Now this brings up the fact that I get a costume, and thats right I'm Einstein. Yup fro + white = Einstein And I can tell you with 100% assurance it ...
stalkingreality: Science is Life
stalkingreality (stalkingreality)
. The......
amplimax (in physics_history): Born on Einstein's view of probability in nature.
Andrew Gibson (amplimax)
change over time (although this wasn't the explicit purpose of the essay.) (This came from Albert Einstein: Philosopher-Scientist) "... Einstein's philosophy is not a system which you can read in a book; you ...
swifty2pfg: my wild love went riding.
Susanna (swifty2pfg)
and moi's fellow flapper. Danny as....? Well, you can try to figure that out. The hottest Einstein I've ever seen (what woman can resist that mustache?!) [Seeing as all pictures including Gavin ...
frecklestein (in _scarlet_ink_)
Maj (frecklestein)
of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. -Albert Einstein......
libelle_c: Quotes about writing
Jo (libelle_c)
gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing knowledge. ~Albert Einstein How vain it is to sit down to write if......
leatherybeetch (in a_list_celebs): Holy SHEET, I'm so fahking busy.
Donatella Friggin' Versace (leatherybeetch)
Beetch, I lahv you. You make me look like friggin' POOLEY ANNA and the EINSTEIN. I lahv it. This butterfly gotta figure out that talking to me ...
gesturegerund: more McGill thoughts
gesturegerund (gesturegerund)
the world around them is a metaphysical one (an admission that would have greatly disheartened Einstein. ...Godel too.) Kauffman's investigations into what constitutes life goes even further. He even relates ...
el_tophus: No sleep...
el_tophus (el_tophus)
They call it gifted, some even call it genius. I don't know about that, Einstein was a genius and came up with some shit I could never think of. B...
big_david_m: Sleeping and Smiling
Big_D_M (big_david_m)
about 30 minutes today. He got up, ate a little bit and watched Baby Einstein with Andrew before falling asleep in the swing. Katie said he was in ...
intoxicated_doc: How I almost ate Einsten's brain
Brian S. (intoxicated_doc)
Einstein quote from my post yesterday reminded of a neat story: After finally graduating from college in...