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elections

129 posts that contain elections.
abbygaile: La di da
Dollface (abbygaile)
soever. Come to think of it, GMA's not the only political personality who cheated on elections or in any other occasions. There are a gazillion of them. The wiretapper is ...
keeper_of_fuzzy: This probably will get me in trouble from a few people.
keeper_of_fuzzy (keeper_of_fuzzy)
unaware of the outside world), will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and......
nyurotik_onna
チャッズ ♪☆ (nyurotik_onna)
.-. having a teacher who normally teaches High School people are SO nice. Sarah won the elections for Reading beadle, because I declined the......
butteredcorn
butteredcorn (butteredcorn)
need extra time on my hands. like hey i enjoy judo, my teammates, 14, ALOT. sigh. elections today! sigh i dont know. im gonna friendlock my next post abt it all. i...
fascist_nation: Top Ten Talking Points for Sunday from the RNC
Powell Gammill (fascist_nation)
troop number we should have this successfully mopped up the day after the 2006 elections.” Whatever you do, do not say anything about some damned light in a ...
adc_fortytwo: The "third way"
adc_fortytwo (adc_fortytwo)
better care now can. What's next? Queue-jumping for earlier trial dates? Selling extra votes in elections for those who can afford them?......
cockatrice: U = pB - C
Stephen Smith (cockatrice)
Elections class (Poli75) we learned about the utility of voting. Kinda a fun thing to...
kaiserbrown
kaiserbrown (kaiserbrown)
elections.......
galdeone: Noteworthy things about HP6, ch1-10
Marine Galdeone (galdeone)
I kept imagining Tony Blair thinking himself insane. The references to campaign seasons and elections reminded me of this QAF fic, and it was all very funny. And I loved...
cbpersel
Craig Persel (cbpersel)
elections in January, President Bush approved a plan to provide covert support to certain Iraqi candidates...
rhevik: It wasn't quite one sitting, but I still haven't gone to sleep. XD
Rhevik (rhevik)
already. Can so many millions of people really be that wrong? *considers the last two U.S. elections* ... Maybe so. Check it out anyway. :P I'm very very tired now.........
quixoticgeek: Warning: Humour
Daniel (quixoticgeek)
prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to ...
unended01: Managing Democracy
unended (unended01)
E. SANGER New York Times July 17, 2005 WASHINGTON, July 16 - In the months before the Iraqi elections in January, President Bush approved a plan to provide covert support to certain Iraqi ...
unixphreak1911: Hersh: Did Washington try to manipulate Iraq’s election?
unixphreak1911 (unixphreak1911)
week’s New Yorker magazine that the Bush administration secretly meddled in the recent Iraqi elections in an effort to bluster the chances of pro-American candidates. The covert aid went ahe...
superquellen: supreme court - third update about it today...
superquellen (superquellen)
ages and check all his descions like the Republicans did to Kerry in the 2004 elections). I've heard a few different takes now, but mainly that he's a moderate conservative. ...
sfbear79: Another Brick Dismantled form the [Former] Social Democracy of Germany
Les Wright (sfbear79)
Elections   The president paves the way for change   German President Horst Köhler told his compatriots on Thursday...
_moen_
Rosien (_moen_)
polls cryin’ for Senator Wellstone and then proceeding to moan at our own supposed sabotage of the elections at home “oh somebody phone home! the American people have spoken!” now is that certain? maybe those nice ...
holdol: the world we live in
holdol (holdol)
militants are likely to step up attacks in the lead-up to crucial September 18 legislative elections, Maj. Gen. Jason Kamiya told The Associated Press in an interview. "The Taliban and al ...
crazy_julia: Oh, I almost forgot
Julia (crazy_julia)
-- German President Horst Koehler agreed on Thursday to dissolve parliament and allow early elections, putting Germany on track for a September vote that polls suggest will usher in a...
saraaaaaa
Sara (saraaaaaa)
-I got my drivers license! -I registered to vote (Democrat, of course. don't feel like sabotaging elections too much) -I ordered my Laptop (14" ibook,) and a printer (scanner and copier too!) -I'm ...
street_urchin: cant sleep.. morning will eat me..
street_urchin (street_urchin)
except for the part Tyler needs to send me. Made a nice little spreadsheet for the elections stuff. Wrote up my Requiem Bloodline application. It turned out pretty well. I really like ...
valec
Valec (valec)
they all suck so bad. I'm not voting this year. I encourage everyone to boycott the elections.......
mizz_purple: I'm gonna be shot for this.... :D (Thanks Rach!!!)
mizz_purple (mizz_purple)
prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America, without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year......
surrealfish: On Elections and the Brashinator
Nick (surrealfish)
elections.org.nz for statistics on vote counts in each area from the 2002 election. Gives you a...
anitaskinney: My letter to TJ Today
Anita (anitaskinney)
I opened the June 8 issue of TJ Today to find that the 2005 SGA elections were the subject of FOUR pieces! In addition to a front-page story, three ...
wush
erika (wush)
Elections are like a sponge, it sucks up all the money, most of it from corruption.” h...
lavenderpenguin: the very fiber of my existence has frayed
becca (lavenderpenguin)
password! what am i to do. i'm also curious where that picture came from... regional elections perhaps? is that jered?......
sourcabbage: Lala La
sourcabbage (sourcabbage)
Elections. Being tested with 4 modules. Tomorrow 2pm = Interview at Value Village Tomorrow = send out more...
earthlingmike: D.C.
Earthling (earthlingmike)
elections/2004/dc/......
jawajames
jawajames (jawajames)
Paul Hackett and Republican Jean Schmidt, calling it a warning sign for Republicans entering the 2006 congressional elections. A snickering Republican National Committee member admitted that his party is "terrified" that the Democrats will ...
neddalicious: In Memoriam
diva de l'empire (neddalicious)
To all intents and purposes, he has left the treacherous, bullet-strewn battlefield leading to the May 10 elections. He......
stridercrowe
Strider Crowe (stridercrowe)
possible. a Once the country develops economically and culturally then the people can have their elections. Until then, father knows best. Now for the real world: -I will be (reenacting) fighting the American......
lethal_choking: current and not-so-current events...
lethal_choking (lethal_choking)
death is not exactly a surprise since he had been battling cancer ever since the elections. Still, his demise represents a death of sorts of the relevance of politics to ...
glutinous_rice
Seize him, you fools! (glutinous_rice)
elections. The things you find in your computer when you're bored and organizing documents. Excerpts: "Why do our...
shellbell07
shellbell07 (shellbell07)
watch them. There is still 14 months till the 2006 elections, however i am......
trishredhop: What's So Funny 'Bout
trishredhop (trishredhop)
was 3 years since the WTC was destroyed. Now I think of the anger-baiting that the elections are becoming, on all sides, red, blue, green, and between. The Reeps (OK, the ...
xenaphil: Chicken littles no match for chicken hawks
xenaphil (xenaphil)
elections of ’04 with something akin to horror, but certainly feel that there were lessons to...
ahbohling: One suggestion to PAP
ahbohling (ahbohling)
guys obviously do such a great job sussing out the riffraffs), next time during General Elections, please weed out those ineligible to contest also. That way, Singaporeans won't make the......
mein_kempf: AND THE WINNER IS… ERR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WINNER?
THE WIND IN THE WILLOW (mein_kempf)
theories from generating. Oh well, that is life I supposed. Let us begin with the Presidential Elections Committee (PEC) decision on the 4 candidates. Firstly, there is the present President. In ...
achinhibitor: From today's Boston Globe
Dale Worley (achinhibitor)
... The emerging message among Democrats reflects a recognition that winning congressional and presidential elections in the post-Sept. 11 era requires candidates to establish a willingness to use America's military...
sr_m_immaculate: Dreams
sr_m_immaculate (sr_m_immaculate)
was running around talking to people about this spirit day activity (or maybe it was elections? Yeah... and each class had to have a ballot matching their class colors, but ...
msk_anime: That stupid government!!!!
msk_anime (msk_anime)
minister!!! How dare he evict all those people!!!!!! especially when he was the one in the elections that said that he won't ever pull out of gaza!!! Have any of you ever heard...
penguin_hunter: RAWR - Let Them Hear YOU!
PenguinHunter (penguin_hunter)
parts of the society we live in is not only the lack of participation in elections but the lack of communication between them. Can we really expect our elected ...
akumadaimyo: Voted off the island
Scott (akumadaimyo)
when I said I had voted for the opposite person they voted for in the elections they got upset.......
redhillvalley: compliance auditor selected
redhillvalley (redhillvalley)
of the election finances of Mayor Di Ianni and two defeated candidates in the 2003 elections. The audits were requested by Dundas businesswoman Joanna Chapman who won a legal battle ...
ghunas: Union Council's Election
ghunas (ghunas)
had a very interesting events to look at. After a six years span, lowest level elections were being held in many areas of pakistan. One of my in-laws relative was ...
miss_deedee: I'm starting to get sick of politics...
miss_deedee (miss_deedee)
elections coming up, my university is hosting a week of free food and free beer... the...
alanlogan: Brits Revoke USA Independence!
alanlogan (alanlogan)
prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year ...
lilkimmy06
lilkimmy06 (lilkimmy06)
elections and i ran for secretary right? well it was between, Nicole, Margaret, and I and...
damnqueerr: Bordum
DaMnQuEeRr (damnqueerr)
julie aj and i got bored so we decided to make up our own mock elections.Between out social circle..And this is what we came up with..:D. P.s if i im'd anyone ...
slowtrouper: Back from Veida
XashX (slowtrouper)
elections took place and we now have a new national exec who are amazing. Broke up with...
linus_speaks: failure to elect a human
linus_speaks (linus_speaks)
world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the......
steph_6113
steph_6113 (steph_6113)
gonna be a good sport through this whole thing even if I dont win. The elections are Friday, and thankfully we dont have to give speeches. I put up signs ...
gandyalf
gandyalf (gandyalf)
chill and linger. It seems appropriate, I've got $200 coming from the board of elections, so that's another nice chunk of change to do stuff with (like pay for ...
blacksheepbaa: Terrorist Sheepies
blacksheepbaa (blacksheepbaa)
elections. Intelligent, thoughtful, funny, bloodthirsty sheep everywhere say: Cast your vote for lols, cast your vote for...
wolf_eternal
wolf_eternal (wolf_eternal)
elections for HOSA are tomorrow... i hope i win, if i dont i'll be alright. hmm.....
ashlad: stirring up a fuss
ashlad (ashlad)
to contest Singapore's Presidential Election; three other applications have been rejected by the Presidential Elections Committee." I would have preferred Mr. Nathan over the other candidates anyway, but to think...
rojomojo: 2006 is soooo important
rojomojo (rojomojo)
with me for a moment. If both judicial nominees can be pushed through before the 2006 elections, law interpretation will be sent back to the......
iocainesparrow: Seriously?
Cinds (iocainesparrow)
cebook friends (cliff notes version of our history: I lost to him in the elections. Twice. The kid's nice, but a total idiot). And so he adds me ...
octet: $$$$$hhhhh
ivm (octet)
elections,government find the (PDF) report here: http://openthegovernment.org/......
janka82: Slovak politicians?!?
janka82 (janka82)
did not show up at the meeting, but he let the participants know that the elections were coming soon and if he stays in his post, “I will want those ...
trini_babe: No classes
Jessie (trini_babe)
was told by the local Jamaicans on hall that during this time of unrest and elections, if you go to certain parts of the country where a particular electoral party ...
azhp
名探偵諸龍 (azhp)
prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year ...
madgob: Welcome to a dark (and wet) chapter in American history.
David (madgob)
be remembered by the history textbooks. Badly, to say the least. A couple dubious presidential elections (and an even more dubious Michael Moore ranting about them), the dot com bust, Enron,...
smartboy875: Cool
Nikhil Kulkarni (smartboy875)
elections and yeah no one from east won. and then i went to gym and we...
lthemummyl: Good Day, Egypt!
lthemummyl (lthemummyl)
good margin (he's got more than 70% of the votes!) I started to think, could the elections be manipulated or did the Egyptians actually chose Mubarak for a FIFTH SIX-YEAR term. ...
dravon: All: Head ... AND Heart?? whodathunkit
Dravon (dravon)
now, I'm reminded of an observation that Miles made some time back during the '04 elections. It's easy to get emotional and irrational about a situation, both of which can ...
boolean_bool: Rant time!!!
boolean_bool (boolean_bool)
elections within the previous month, but that's what I suppose you get when you live in...
geraldines_guy
geraldines_guy (geraldines_guy)
progress. I love power. I love Condi Rice. I love the Cheneys. I love presidential elections. I love writing. I love Christmas. I put up my Christmas tree today. I will ...
justlauralee
justlauralee (justlauralee)
wish i could be helping them) (I was in the hospital at the time of elections.)......
bibliomaniacal: Jesus H. Fucking Christ-o-crat...
bibliomaniacal (bibliomaniacal)
Center today, I read through some articles on politics dealing with the upcoming 2006 elections. It seems the damned religious right is more determined than ever to send thi...
izcariot: :blink:
iscariot (izcariot)
to avoid the lemming-like behaviour of the Wellington pedestrians. Two days until the National Elections. You have to give the two main parties credit, never have I seen such a...
tomato_potato06
tomato_potato06 (tomato_potato06)
for me to goto school tomorrow. Penny War starts on Monday, bring your pennies ppl!!!! Junior elections are also tomorrow, God help that class cause at times I......
vvuppala: An update
vvuppala (vvuppala)
RA. I'm lieutenant governor of Area Government, making me the guy in charge of elections. I have no time left to even be in my room or sleep. I just...
blasphemy101: There will be no retirement for my generation or Do I atleast get a kiss after bending over.
blasphemy101 (blasphemy101)
can't do that now, Bush has to watch out for his party in the 06 elections. Bush announced today that he will not have taxes rise to help pay for......
ajkiwi: Election time...
Ajkiwi (ajkiwi)
specifically referring to, but I will quickly doff my hat to the other two big elections happening today: Germany (mmp, but with that delightful german verve) and Afghanistan (only 7 ...
ryf: #114: Short intro to German parties (the political kind)
Rebecca (ryf)
elections, state elections and two national elections. I still don't think bringing forward these elections one...
apweiler: Long-due update
Julius Apweiler (apweiler)
elections coverage. Unfortunately we (my parents and I) missed the deadline for registration to vote (by...
butterfly0140: More craziness
butterfly0140 (butterfly0140)
turned out to be because I filled out a provisional ballot last November in the elections (that's another story...there was a problem with my registration).......
duwemeister: An awkward candidacy
duwemeister (duwemeister)
went more in depth into my political studies and also observed too many disheartening elections where candidates no longer acted civil or humane. So I have shifted my focus...
punky_mufasa: Hi From Iraq - another note from Punky's Dad
punky_mufasa (punky_mufasa)
have been so busy here the last week; patrols have been doubled in preparation for the elections and activity has been picking up. Last night was pretty interesting as well. ...
chunkymonkey902: i guess today wasnt so bad after all...
chunkymonkey902 (chunkymonkey902)
elections didnt go so well and certain people were disappointed. which i dont get because they...
vizagmuddapappu
ravi (vizagmuddapappu)
elections are being conducted here and it's a holiday, morning was not much happenning, noon came...
kelaris_thaen: Hello my fine featherless friends.
kelaris_thaen (kelaris_thaen)
Elections for the comittee of random acts (section three, now under the dictation of Jesus the...
tie_my_shoe355: I'll be alright It's safe to say 'Cause just like your love..This is only a phase!
tie_my_shoe355 (tie_my_shoe355)
elections.. lmao. I voted for Kristine! seriously.. but I think I won.. but we won't know...
brknsmileprnces
brknsmileprnces (brknsmileprnces)
elections, and we need you to VOTE NOW!  You can vote by logging onto http://my.ucf.edu and...
hebereturns: HUMAN RIGHTS
Hebe (hebereturns)
EXPRESSION 10)FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY AND ASSOCIATION 11)RIGHT TO MARRY 12)PROHIBITION OF DISCRIMINATION 13)PROTECTION OF PROPERTY 14)RIGHT TO EDUCATION 15)RIGHT TO FREE ELECTIONS 16)ABOLITION OF THE DEATH PENALTY INTERESTING.................................
calypso1977: Primary Night
calypso1977 (calypso1977)
our friend did quite well in her race, so i am happy about that. Elections are always an exciting time of year. YOu never know what is going ...
laglaganx: Nominations for Board
Nex Benas (laglaganx)
ellow Mensans! In line with our Annual Gathering this coming November, we shall be holding our elections for six incoming trustees for our Year 2006 Board. We would like to remind everyone ...
rayofuriel: Let’s Now Indict Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid As Well
rayofuriel (rayofuriel)
criminally conspiring with two political associates to inject illegal corporate contributions into 2002 state elections that helped the Republican Party reorder the congressional map in Texas and cement its control...
pnkrosesnpearls: don't hate
~*~Ali~*~ (pnkrosesnpearls)
ychology Club, and here for your viewing pleasure is an excerpt from that letter, hehe • Elections took place on both days and we would like to CONGRATULATE the following officers: ...
kid_1412: I lost....
Darth Vader (kid_1412)
elections with the lowest votes. hehe. Dunno whether good or bad. Truth is, i didn't so...
asumm3rsrain: Burn out, not f a d e a w a y . . . .
Kelsey Shewbridge (asumm3rsrain)
elections..but Sommer came over before hand and we listened to Arcade Fire (thanks Som for telling...
sporrigle
my funk is useless! (sporrigle)
essay over two weeks overdue on the dole emersed in the stress that is student elections and looking for a counsellor that is affordable and will understand my shittt. i ...
mookiemom: "MAJOR" Bush Speech Resets the TERROR TRAP!
mookiemom (mookiemom)
mocracy, rest assured that it is a highly controversial, tax-supported group that tries to influence elections in foreign countries. What a perfect audience for the President! The speech was redundant ...
lildreamer127: IT*S FRIDAY!!!
lildreamer127 (lildreamer127)
Ms. Guttman...What joy...I hate that class so much with a freakin passion...It*s not even funny..Well, elections are on......
oxdarcyxo
oxdarcyxo (oxdarcyxo)
Elections will be held next week. Todd, you should totally run for President. It would be...
liquid_knight: first entry
liquid_knight (liquid_knight)
we get back from a mission. its 12 on 12 off for now till the elections are over and today is my day off, election day, how forunate. then we ...
carletongrit: Now that's voter apathy
Josh Paquin (carletongrit)
Elections, 2005, York University. Eligible voters: 5,007 Ballots cast: 68. Turnout: 1.35%. Thank god things are better where it ......
phstri_m: First Meeting
PHS Tri-M Chapter (phstri_m)
and are looking forward to a great year. We decided to go ahead and get elections over with, so here are the results: President: Zach H. Vice President: Stefani N. Secretary: Hakeim P. Treasurer: ...
mjerome: update
mjerome (mjerome)
elections in mid September (went very well). Things were happening all over the country, but...
9241differs: apologizing Parkhouse implored
9241differs (9241differs)
long-term temporary housing, including mobile homes, camping trailers and apartments. . Although congressional elections are still more than a year away, Democratic leaders -- often accused of not being...
voightkampff
voightkampff (voightkampff)
excellent of late. It's a soliers account of every day life near Baghdad, protecting the elections, providing medical aid etc. It'll change your entire perception of the war in Iraq. Read from ...
danielleudovich: blahhh
danielleudovich (danielleudovich)
ive decided to keep one of these things.? yeah cuz im cool. today was the elections, and for secratary, i voted abby, and for treasurer, i voted for anthony, and ...
commander8
Commander8 (commander8)
elections and a special state election that was declared. Here is my personal slate. Let's start...
nts_are_weird: Why I can't hold the party line
nts_are_weird (nts_are_weird)
sed to: Support a woman's right to choose Support the Democratic, Socialist, or Green Party canidates in elections Believe in increasing taxes Be against any war most leftists are against Think that east or west ...
madamealexis (in texas_lesbians): Make your voice heard!
Madame Alexis (madamealexis)
most significant is one that would ban same-sex marriage. Turnout historically is low for amendment elections in Texas. In 2003, just 12 and a-half percent of registered voters cast ballots. This...
jonathanccooper: Hecklings........
Jonathan C. Cooper (jonathanccooper)
Elections in the upcoming elections. Last night was the hecklings speech, which I was really nervous...
mitcharf: Two things
Mitch Harding (mitcharf)
Texas, you should vote in November in the Constitutional Amendments Election. Details are here: http://www.sos.state.tx.us/elections/voter/2005novconsamend.shtml Of particular interest to me is Proposition 2, which aims to amend the Texas state con...
gottagotta
GottaGotta (gottagotta)
f government who, it was bruited, had always succeeded in predicting the outcome of presidential-year elections. --William F. Buckley, Jr., "We didn't tell you so," National Review, November 29, 2004 An ...
gurlslaxgoalie
Lizzie (gurlslaxgoalie)
things have been going super awesome. Slope Day stuff is in full swing, and elections for the concert commission were thursday and I won :o) Say hello to ...
dreamdaisy: NO NOnsense in NOvember!!!!
dreamdaisy (dreamdaisy)
my friends here in Texas I wouls please like you to consider the Nov. 8 elections on Constitutional Amendment #2. The majority of people voting for it are trying to ...
akakd: Alito? REALLY?
Amy (akakd)
limited in any major way, the Republicans will have hell to pay in the midterm elections, because no matter......
ekkoe: argh
aphrodite oil (ekkoe)
elections director HATES me. and it's based on me going up to the podium at the...
sillytrippy: Murphy's bike
sillytrippy (sillytrippy)
oil+whatever_other_crud_gets_on_bike_chains *must* be more effective than whatever indelible ink they've been using in the Iraqi/Afghan elections.......
meganlc: Jeopardy 1 Questions
meganlc (meganlc)
were some of the main issues debated at the ratification convention? Representation: state/population/slaves; Presidential elections; Forms of government 5. What documents present the Federalist point of view? The anti-Federalist...
peteli: Politics and other thoughts...
peteli (peteli)
ill have ample time to regroup and spin and rewrite history before the 2006 congressional elections. Oh - Last weekend I was in P-town for "Spookybear" weekend. It was fun, though ...
larinmoonstar: Greatness
Larin Moonstar (larinmoonstar)
a rare instance I even won one. The Rising Winds is having their Prime Minister elections, and the only on running was a guy named Kravin Morhead (yeah I know, but...
riot_dont_diet: oh tuesday.
riot_dont_diet (riot_dont_diet)
elections today! vote bitches! ...also the public power vs. midamerican vote is today. eh hem. anyway....
jenniferadelman: Election Day
jenniferadelman (jenniferadelman)
Elections. I took the kids with me to experience the "Political Process." It was...
pilgrim_jake: Happy Election day!
<-$HäK£¥-J@Kë-> (pilgrim_jake)
elections again, I'm going to have no sympothy for that city. His approval ratings are sky...
lar1: Cancel Audio Voting?
Samuel Turner (lar1)
a real screenshot of a Sequoia voting machine as used in all Santa Clara County elections. In this case, the election officer has entered audio voting mode and then ...
jtwonderdog
Ben (jtwonderdog)
elections, it feels damn nice to win one for once. Let's hope for more of...
arcus1000: thank god
Terry Williams (arcus1000)
ignorant republican majority in government. Dems won in NJ, VA, and even in special elections in MISSISSIPPI!!! The "governator" lost his referendums, and all is well in Ohio ...
silk2016
Selena (silk2016)
stuffed animal: Don't remember. First Time Being Drunk: Does lack of sleep count? First Job: Working with Elections canada. Nine Lasts: Last Cigarette: I don't smoke. Last Alchoholic beverage: I don't drink either. Wait I ...
gauche1028 (in floridagop): Republican Chances in 2006 (Cross Posted In Different GOP Communities)
Mister T. (gauche1028)
elections didn't turn out so well that the Republicans are in trouble in 2006 and that...
crimsonking1337: Paddy the Panhandler Strikes Again
crimsonking1337 (crimsonking1337)
elections in Dover, PA last week. For those that don't know, Dover's school board recently attempted...
silly1 (in gammaphi)
REL (silly1)
elections this weekend, and I'm Alpha Chapter's newest New Member Educator! Call me over-eager, but I'm already...